10 HOTTEST MOMENTS IN JESSICA ALBA HISTORY
For Jessica Alba, getting through daily life must really be a daily struggle. How she manages to wake up every morning, see herself naked in the mirror and mange to leave the house or get anything done is beyond me. If I was Jessica Alba I would put one of those ceiling mirrors over my bed, never wear any clothes and ... well, touch myself all day long. I'd occasionally stop to eat spaghetti and watch Sportscenter, but that's about it.
#10 Jessica Gets Attacked By The Ocean - Even water is horny for Jessica Alba. Look at those waves attack her like a bear in heat! And it appears as if that water made her chest area a little excited.
#10 Jessica Gets Attacked By The Ocean - Even water is horny for Jessica Alba. Look at those waves attack her like a bear in heat! And it appears as if that water made her chest area a little excited.
#9 Jessica In Her Bra And Panties In Fantastic Four - Hopefully one day she'll do a pornographic version called "The Fantastic Two."
#8 Jessica Takes A Shower In The Eye - After Jessica was done showering, she was nice enough to wear a slightly see through tank top.
#7 Jessica's Awesome GQ Photoshoot - Anytime you get to see liquid substances coming out of Jessica's mouth, it's a pretty good day.
#6 Jessica's Honey Montage - Honey is the one dancing movie a man is allowed to have in his DVD collection and not be made fun of.
#5 Jessica Crawls On Her Hands And Knees And Gets Tied Up In Idle - It's a Jessica Alba cleavage/bondage double feature!
#4 Jessica's Into The Blue Swimming Montage - A movie where Jessica is in a bikini almost the entire time and is wet from swimming. Brilliant.
#3 Jessica Shows Some Shhide Boobs In Good Luck Chuck - What kind of sick and twisted world do we live in where Dane Cook gets to do a love scene with Jessica Alba?
#2 Jessica's Awesomely Awesome Cowgirl Dance In Sin City - The hottest scene in movie history where the woman is actually wearing clothes.
#1 Jessica Takes A Bath With Darth Vader And Awakens Her Nippies In Awake - So this is what happens when you add water to a white tank top and the girl has no bra on underneath!
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